A Voluptuous Mind · Resolutions · Social Media

Quit You

Film Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason
Hiding from my Facebook timeline

It’s become a thing in our household to quit something we love on New Year’s Eve and stick to it for the duration of the coming year. I’m not sure why, but 2015 was my first year in the ‘game’ and I gave up chocolate, just for shits n’ gigs.

My lovely husband spent 2014 saying no to pork products, and this year is off the beer. His dedication to whatever the fuck the point of this is, is incredible. I suppose I only chose chocolate because I knew it would be hard and I wanted to prove to him (and myself?) that I can do it.

I’ve had about 3 slip ups, alright? But they’re all bought and paid for, none of them are secrets. I still thinks it’s bloody impressive that I haven’t bought chocolate for almost a full year. And don’t worry about me, I’ve still gorged on plenty of sweets and savoury snacks, I’m no fool.

The question is: what to give up this year? G has already committed to crisps, bringing my brother down with him (who incidentally, inspired by Bacon Gate, quit coffee for 2015). I’m thinking biscuits*.

What I’d really like to give up is Facebook. I mean, how hard can it be?

Really hard, I think. I love social media. I’m all about Twitter, all over Instagram and well that’s about it really but FB is a unique waste ground, isn’t it? It seems to have rules of its own and the rules are, there ain’t no rules.

As a result you get a melting pot of startling views, a rich tapestry of hot takes from across the world. For the most part people are fabulous but some of these misguided, uneducated opinions are starting to get me down.

Maybe things I do on FB upset others. I mean maybe there is such a thing as too many photos of men with glittery beards, who knows?

I have to do something drastic soon before my head explodes. I’ve already gone on a blocking spree, hiding a significant amount of people from my timeline.

It’s not any one topic either. I’ve bowed out of online friendships (without unfriending because that seems petty and has often come back to bite me on the nose) for all manner of offences. Sexism, racism, all too casual and therefore insidious fat shaming; general, hopeless ignorance. Minion memes.

I’m not perfect by any means. I don’t always get everything right, shock horror. I’m sure you could pick on some of the things I believe in/say/post but for the most part I live by the rule if I don’t know much about something, I’ll leave it alone. And post a photograph of a teapot or something.

So what to do? WHAT TO DO.

Despite the fact I now know just how racist some of my once normal-seeming friends are, I love Facebook for how easy it is to keep everyone together. So maybe I’ll do it, maybe I won’t.

Maybe I’ll just go on blocking people until there’s nobody left.

All I do know is, the one thing worse than Facebook itself? Someone umming and ahhing about leaving it.

What do you guys think?

*No dunk for 12 months 😦

4 thoughts on “Quit You

  1. Too many men with glittery beards?!? Blasphemy.
    If you quit Facebook, who will share adorable cat videos on my wall???
    I am still amazed that you give things up for an entire year. I have really only ever given up buying so many damn books (out of necessity) and stressing about stupid things (ha, depending on the day).
    Day-um, girl.

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  2. I know, it’s inconceivable that anyone would be against that but you never know. I doubt I will actually do it, or I’ll remove everybody except you and my Mum (and select friends). This is my first year and I have slipped up, will be stronger in 2016. I think maybe I should consider giving up shopping as well but that’s one of my greatest joys, so why deny myself? xo

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  3. Could not live without biscuit dunking. Could Not. Am thinking about jacking in sweets this year! (Not chocolate, because I am not a masochist, although I admire your bravery and dedication). I gave up FB for a year though not for a resolution, just because it was doing my head in. Was very relaxing and freeing, but felt somewhat left out, I will admit. Whatever you choose to drop this year, I hope you manage it as well as you have the chocolate! x

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    1. I can’t wait to have chocolate back! Hurrah. Sweets is a good one, HM will be hard though, sweets have been the one thing to lessen the blow with chocolate. Good luck if you do it! I don’t think I can do Facebook, though I am going to cull a lot of people, it’s the only way xoxo

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